by Phoenix & Arabeth
The Goddess is my webmaster, my links shall not break;
She maketh me to login with vivid screen rasters;
She allureth me with cool sites beyond the great waters;
She refesheth my page
and restoreth my password.
She leadeth me in the paths of electro-surf,
For her ultimate URL’S sake.
Yea, though I walk through the valley of silicon browsers,
I shall fear no error message;
For thy glowing JPEGs art with me.
Thy code and Thy scripts, they load and they comfort me.
Thy access privileges watch over me.
Thou interlaceth a gif before me.
In the presence of mine mouse and mine gopher,
Thou anointest my windows with hotlinks;
My bookmarks runneth over.
Though sysops and admins may try to censor me
All the days and nights of my cyber life,
I will dwell upon the sweet supreme
Server of my Goddess forever and ever.